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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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harinef:

on the dick like

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"She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.’"

- Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (2003)

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